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A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he...
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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox – the unspeakable in full pursuit...
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As soon as there is life there is danger.
Quote #11297
Anger is a bad counselor.
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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Supreme happiness will be the greatest cause of misery, and the perfection of wisdom...
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All of his saves have come in relief appearances
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There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #11330
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.