Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #27425
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
Quote #2405
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #8591
The mirror never sees itself. The reflection never is itself.
Quote #9593
Every pursuit is great when greatly pursued.
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #15936
An inch of time cannot be bought with an inch of gold.
Quote #7836
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”...
Quote #22103
We are rarely proud when we are alone.