Quote #1159
Belief is the death of intelligence.
Quote #7687
Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Quote #5439
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #33394
Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
Quote #22174
It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the...
Quote #5200
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until...
Quote #28847
What in fact have I achieved, however much it may seem Bits and pieces...
Quote #10814
No pessimest ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered...
Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.