Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #25049
Don’t condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.
Quote #8133
Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they ?re ended.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #505
The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub...
Quote #3992
Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep;...
Quote #12804
He that loves the law will get his fill of it.
Quote #8320
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #26546
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad...
Quote #13509
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.