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A great deal of talent is lost to the world for the want of...
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When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or...
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Patience is the key to paradise.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
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Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
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Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.
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I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.
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The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step....
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...