Quote #24849
A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Quote #19979
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
Quote #17779
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense.
Quote #31932
I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a...
Quote #15623
Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
Quote #25406
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of...
Quote #4035
The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as...
Quote #11627
Brutality creates respect.
Quote #3158
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and...