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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
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Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
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I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
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New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without anyother reason but because they...
Quote #2968
That orgy of wishful thinking that has passed for logic in the present century.
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls You might get an answer you don’t...
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We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say...
Quote #32871
We want the facts to fit the preconceptions. When they don’t, it is easier...
Quote #33057
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...