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Men’s natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #16166
It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed.
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I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
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When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I...
Quote #18639
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #17653
Stacy Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy Well,...