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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration.
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If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
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Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it...
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It can go on and on, or someone must write ‘The End’ to it....
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When he stood up, it was a very complicated motion. If the deck chairs...
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The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
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Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
Quote #3229
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...