Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #978
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #10394
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
Quote #33563
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to...
Quote #2296
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #23716
Life isn’t long enough for love and art.
Quote #21863
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are...
Quote #26562
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a...
Quote #11726
There will always be one who loves, and one who lets himself be loved.
Quote #18812
Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of...