Quote #2726
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #2745
It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
Quote #34503
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #28995
Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #15102
Providence has nothing good or high in store for one who does not resolutely...
Quote #22906
The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
Quote #9821
The teaching of politics is that the Government, which was set for protection and...
Quote #689
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Quote #31605
Not what we have But what we enjoy, constitutes our abundance.