Quote #12687
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #7021
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
Quote #11464
Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together.
Quote #249
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #30885
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Quote #6753
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
Quote #18628
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #7303
Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority;...
Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.