Quote #24558
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
Quote #20905
The play’s the thing Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #7897
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #28375
I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
Quote #22566
There is no slavery but ignorance.
Quote #7171
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life...
Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #12579
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Quote #30204
Great men of action … never mind on occasion being ridiculous in a sense...