Quote #19171
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #11623
I have no life, just e-mail.
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #13694
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Quote #15391
Till a man can judge whether they be truths or not, his understanding is...
Quote #10605
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and...
Quote #16372
Learn to be pleased with everything; with wealth, so far as it makes us...
Quote #8362
The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
Quote #22182
As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all...
Quote #14903
Catch your people doing something right and let them know you appreciate it.