Quote #9842
It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people,...
Quote #31143
If you’re going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive...
Quote #23390
Critics I love every bone in their heads.
Quote #11910
The way we see the problem is the problem.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #32412
It doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep...
Quote #22794
Five miles meandering with mazy motion,Through dale the sacred river ran,Then reached the caverns...
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #1842
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
Quote #15848
We can only reason from what is; we can reason on actualities, but not...