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Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as...
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What used to be called liberal is now called radical, what used to be...
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
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Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
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There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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God helps those who help themselves.
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Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...