Quote #30960
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A book holds a house of gold.
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I am entirely certain that twenty years from now we will look back at...
Quote #20445
It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
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I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young...
Quote #9869
There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The...
Quote #17919
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
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We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.