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Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #27116
The easiest thing of all is to deceive one’s self for what a man...
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The more things change, the more they are the same.
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There’s a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it...
Quote #33239
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
Quote #862
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
Quote #18627
Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the...
Quote #16778
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...