Quote #27884
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #12268
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #1494
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Quote #4384
Many admire, few know.
Quote #25149
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
Quote #29228
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury...
Quote #2077
The cowards never start and the weak die along the way.
Quote #9250
I do not believe the Union will disolve, I believe it will become all...
Quote #27981
Labor disgraces no man unfortunately you occasionally find men disgrace labor.