Quote #18206
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #480
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #3139
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
Quote #29790
If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
Quote #12277
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #20952
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #3147
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real...
Quote #25088
O, Divine Master, Grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled,...