Quote #2083
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
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For 10 years of my life, 3 times a day, I thanked the Lord...
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #18801
When we turn to one another for counsel we reduce the number of our...
Quote #30227
Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain...
Quote #28306
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Quote #7805
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #27593
The opinion of the strongest is always the best.
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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
Quote #14018
Only learn to seize good fortune, for good fortune is always here.