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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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A pessimist is never disappointed.
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What I’m concerned about is the people who don’t dwell on the meaninglessness of...
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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road....
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed — and...
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In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.
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One whose chief regard is for his own mind, and for the divinity within...
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Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
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Advertising is legalized lying.
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The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.