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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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I am a deeply superficial person.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
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It’s not the burdens of everyday that drive men mad. It is the regret...
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I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
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The secret of success is for a man to be ready for his opportunity...
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #26043
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of...
Quote #21488
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps...