Quote #24908
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal,...
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A law is something which must have a moral basis, so that there is...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #17607
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #24920
Look beneath the surface let not the several quality of a thing nor its...
Quote #8676
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #17635
It is better to be envied than pitied.
Quote #32098
Never solve a problem from its original perspective.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.