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I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
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In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
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Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
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It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never...
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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
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Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his...