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The fact remains that the overwhelming majority of people who have become wealthy have...
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
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I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please.
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Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in...
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Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks,...