Quote #19198
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #20804
Our doubts are traitors,And make us lose the good we oft might winBy fearing...
Quote #32793
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #17943
Change in all things is sweet.
Quote #31395
It is possible by long-continued practice, not merely in lying, but in talking on...
Quote #6092
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Quote #21068
Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead therefore we must...
Quote #3243
The only people who seem to have nothing to do with the education of...