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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
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Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers (six if one went to...
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
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I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
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If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift...
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
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Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his...
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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.