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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
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Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
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There were many ways of not burdening one’s conscience, of shunning responsibility, looking away,...
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Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
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Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve it–to...
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I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
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A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one’s husband, but how...
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...