Quote #13731
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Quote #27884
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #1829
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #34509
Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from...
Quote #20950
A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse
Quote #22999
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
Quote #514
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have...
Quote #6822
There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation...