Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #16326
The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself to it.
Quote #28406
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #4600
It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
Quote #18249
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Quote #12040
There are three things that are important in human life. The first is to...
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #16657
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the...
Quote #26250
. . . I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than...