Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #7580
Toward no crime have men shown themselves so cold-bloodedly cruel as in punishing differences...
Quote #18475
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the...
Quote #24845
The only competition worthy of a wise man is with himself.
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #194
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #28826
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a...
Quote #6015
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Quote #29835
To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
Quote #11623
I have no life, just e-mail.