Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #1116
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #10587
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
Quote #16538
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Quote #18509
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Quote #10344
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #14830
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits...
Quote #28862
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Quote #33406
It was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents–except at occasional...
Quote #26635
For those who love it, cooking is at once child’s play and adult joy....