Quote #17102
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
Quote #19811
The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
Quote #28876
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #19370
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
Quote #31906
Vision without a task is only a dream. A task without a vision is...
Quote #25494
If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #34817
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #4550
To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of...
Quote #26298
Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be...