Quote #11646
That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #4373
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #1358
Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.
Quote #16145
There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness,...
Quote #11310
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
Quote #5619
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
Quote #3152
Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Quote #26698
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.