Quote #18568
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Quote #1118
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a...
Quote #18999
Well, I wouldn’t say I was in the ‘great’ class, but I had a...
Quote #4308
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #15248
If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud...
Quote #1467
Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
Quote #8920
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #13885
There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives to his life...