Quote #2853
Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #16926
It is commonly observed that a sudden wealth, like a prize drawn in a...
Quote #19851
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #12661
Be generous but not extravagant, be frugal but not miserly.
Quote #12557
Some of my friends support the measure, and some of my friends oppose it....
Quote #13440
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #917
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
Quote #4700
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or...