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We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it...
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If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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The last time somebody said, ‘I find I can write much better with a...
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America is not like a blanket-one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the...
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You look at where you’re going and where you are and it never makes...
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The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary men alone are...
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We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear...
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Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.