Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
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The real object of education is to have a man in the condition of...
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When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
Quote #18530
Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
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Some books are undeservedly forgotten none are undeservedly remembered.
Quote #25518
Talkers are no good doers.
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People think we make 3 million and 4 million a year. They don’t realize...
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Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to...
Quote #19887
In a philosophical dispute, he gains most who is defeated, since he learns most.