Quote #15596
If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
Quote #5031
Do not follow where the path may lead…Go instead where there is no path...
Quote #17608
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #9840
If a nation is ruled by two kings, both the kings and their subjects...
Quote #12210
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
Quote #12036
It is the action of an uninstructed person to reproach others for his own...
Quote #1077
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...