Quote #22414
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #6803
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
Quote #19005
I have had enough experience in all my years, and have read enough of...
Quote #25886
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #23099
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Quote #32771
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
Quote #3562
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
Quote #29729
What spectacle can be more edifying or more seasonable than that of Liberty and...
Quote #25484
Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.