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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those...
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I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
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A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
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I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe
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People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for...
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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The Queen Mother, with a lifetime’s popularity, seemed incapable of a bad performance as...
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This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsThis is...
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.