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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28410

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #3038

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
J. P. Donleavy

Quote #27244

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,...
Charles Darwin

Quote #12245

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowlege: it is those who know little,...
George Santayana

Quote #24548

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
A man’s memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #24025

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
Eric Idle

Quote #28853

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount...
Harvey Mindess

Quote #30042

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Rita Mae Brown

Quote #1964

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Mark Twain

Quote #3111

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...
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