Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #3038
It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
Quote #27244
When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,...
Quote #12245
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowlege: it is those who know little,...
Quote #24548
A man’s memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his...
Quote #24025
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
Quote #28853
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount...
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #3111
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...