Quote #5655
Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are...
Quote #2796
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Quote #19769
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
Quote #18524
Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #19348
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #12799
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.