Quote #30236
When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
Quote #34422
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Quote #175
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #33228
What’s meant to be will always find a way.
Quote #27864
Death is as sure for that which is born, as birth is for that...
Quote #20140
I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
Quote #18172
He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
Quote #4227
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
Quote #23840
Delay not swift the flight of fortune’s greatest favours.
Quote #24820
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things...