Quote #24399
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #4709
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates...
Quote #7906
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #19491
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the...
Quote #15013
If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #5132
All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not...
Quote #19638
The conspicuously wealthy turn up urging the character-building value of privation for the poor.
Quote #8062
Grieve not that I die young. Is it not well To pass away ere...