Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
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Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at...
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The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on...
Quote #20061
When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #28552
It must require an inordinate share of vanity and presumption, too, after enjoying so...
Quote #8683
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #30333
Speaking generally, punishment hardens and numbs, it produces obstinacy, it sharpens the sense of...
Quote #31434
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...