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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Oppression can only survive through silence.
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Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!
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Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him...
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Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
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The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other...
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Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with...
Quote #846
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and...