Quote #10947
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
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Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but...
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #24104
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
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Hell, Madame, is to love no longer.
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Children who know how to think for themselves spoil the harmony of the collective...
Quote #4608
We can learn even from our enemies.