Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #31473
Good people are good because they’ve come to wisdom through failure. We get very...
Quote #14554
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Quote #20573
The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a...
Quote #21586
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
Quote #9370
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #1229
If it bleeds, you can kill it
Quote #15563
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...